VIP · LOCAL · DRIVER

VIP
RUN

NAPERVILLE — BY APPOINTMENT, NOT BY ALGORITHM

A dedicated local driver for the orders worth protecting. Tiered flat rates. 100% of the tip. South Naperville covered. Your best customers, delivered by someone who's actually been doing this since 1988 — not whoever the app assigns tonight.

3 MI · $5
5 MI · $7
8 MI · $10
Order #0001 — What you're losing now

Third-Party App

Order total$78.00

Commission (25–30%)−$19.50–23.40
Ad / promo fees−$2–5
You keep~$50–56

VIP Run

Order total$78.00

Delivery fee (by distance)$5–10
Tip (goes to driver)$0
You keep$68–73
Order #0002 — How it works
01

Three Zones, Not Unlimited

No 15-mile hauls, no guessing where an order's going. Close-in and South Naperville covered — the ones you're already losing the most margin on.

0–8 MI
02

$5 / $7 / $10 Flat

0–3 mi is $5, 3–5 mi is $7, 5–8 mi (South Naperville) is $10. Same tier rate applies if a redelivery's needed for an order mix-up — no separate negotiation mid-shift.

BY ZONE
03

100% Tips, Always

Every dollar your customer tips goes to the driver. Ask for the tip at checkout like you would for any table — it adds up for your high-ticket regulars.

KEPT
04

Live Location, Your Call

A bookmarked link on your tablet shows exactly where the driver is. You decide when to fire the next order — route the rest to your usual app.

LIVE
05

Wears Your Hat

On your run, the driver represents your restaurant — branded hat, no other logos in sight. Looks like your own team, because for that hour, it is.

BRANDED
Order #0003 — Who's driving
1988DRIVING SINCE

Not a rideshare account. A person.

Food delivery on and off since 1988 — long before insulated bags and GPS were standard. This isn't a gig picked up last month; it's decades of knowing how to handle food, read an address fast, and represent a restaurant well at someone's door.

Careful driving, every run. Food arrives the way it left the kitchen — no cutting corners on the road to shave two minutes off a delivery.

Order #0004 — The tracking link

One bookmark, no app to install. Your staff pulls it up on any tablet or phone and sees the driver in real time — perfect for timing a second or third order while the first is still en route.

DRIVER ACTIVE — LAST UPDATE 47S AGO
KITCHEN
DRIVER
CUSTOMER
"HE'S TWO MINUTES OUT — FIRE THE NEXT ONE."
Order #0005 — Try it

No Contract.
No Commitment.

Send your next VIP order or a slow-Tuesday test run. See the tracking link in action and decide from there — nothing to sign, nothing to lose.

Ask about a two-week trial run

Fair warning: he grows on people. Flattery accepted, job offers politely declined —
the whole point is he's your driver on Tuesday and someone else's on Wednesday.

Order #0006 — Scan to pull this up yourself
QR code linking to VIP Run
viprun.stinkyhammer.com

No app, no download — scan it, bookmark it, done.

VIP RUN — NAPERVILLE, IL  ·  LOCAL DELIVERY, DONE RIGHT